an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
LOL sarah as cosima trying to look over cosima’s glasses
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
|—||Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via observando)|