Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
This is fucking adorable…
Obviously there’s something up with the only GoT character wearing any clothes.
#5. Daenerys Is a Time Traveler Who Goes Back to Warn Herself (in Disguise)
We don’t know much about Quaithe, other than the fact that she seems to be deeply invested in Daenerys for no apparent reason. Theories abound as to who she is, the most interesting being that she’s actually Daenerys. From the future.
Think about it: When Daenerys arrives in Qarth, Quaithe immediately knows about the dangers awaiting her there and warns her. When Daenerys asks her to elaborate, Quaithe cryptically responds, “To go north, you must go south. To reach the west, you must go east. To go forward you must go back, and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow.” If you insert “in time” after “back,” it pretty much spells it out.
an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood
I DONT THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ITS DAN OMG
NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ITS DAN
… is when people tune out what you are saying. And it happens at home, and in the classroom, and everywhere. And maybe it’s not all happening at once, but sometimes it just feels like it is. Like there is not a single person listening to a word you say.
Soon as you call that out as the bullshit it is, you might actually get to be a happy couple.
#4. Know Your Partner CAN’T Complete You
It’s a sweet notion, but eff that You Complete Me speech right in the booty hole. If you get to a point in your life where you think you’re incomplete without (blank), something’s gone wrong and you’re setting yourself up for years of heartache. Hinging your lifetime of happiness on the actions, reactions, and erections of another human is as reckless as laying down your life savings on the bet that Tupac and Biggie are still alive and sharing a garage apartment in Iowa. It’s a nice thought, but not a good bet.
*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*
*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty